THREE NEW PRACTICAL TRAINING COURSES LAUNCHED

🚨 THREE NEW COURSES LAUNCHED – AND THEY DON’T PUT YOU TO SLEEP 🚨

We all know the type. You turn up to training, get handed a 60-slide PowerPoint, and the trainer’s clearly just there for the biscuits. By lunch, you’re wondering if you can fake a family emergency and leg it.

Not here.

At The Direct Training Academy Ltd, we’ve launched three brand-new classroom-based courses that are actually worth your time:

It’s practical, it’s hands-on, and no one’s reading out what’s already on the screen. You’ll be involved from the off – learning real skills, not just nodding through slides.

Here’s the line-up:

💙 Immediate Life Support (ILS) – £155 + VAT

Someone collapses. What do you do? If your answer is “check the policy folder”, you need this course. We’ll teach you to respond fast, stay calm, and actually know what you’re doing.

💉Venepuncture and Cannulation – £155 + VAT

You’ll be using proper training arms and getting feedback that actually helps. There will be no more “just watch this once, and you’ll be fine” nonsense.

🚻 Catheterisation (Male & Female) – £125 + VAT

Realistic models, step-by-step support, and none of the usual awkward silences. You’ll leave knowing exactly what to do – no guesswork, no panic.

Why we’re better:

✅ Real trainers, not failed actors

✅ Proper practice, not passive yawning

✅ Prices that don’t make you question your career choices

✅ Free tea, coffee and actual biscuits – not a token Rich Tea between 30 of you

What people say:

“Didn’t fall asleep once – can’t say that for most training I’ve done.”
“Thought it’d be awkward – ended up learning loads and laughing.”
“Trainer had a personality and a clue. Unheard of.”

We’re also a hell of a lot more affordable than the other providers out there, but we don’t cut corners. You’ll leave our sessions knowing what to do and maybe even smiling.

Book your space here – numbers are tight, biscuits are good, and the training doesn’t suck.

The Direct Training Academy Ltd – straight-talking, proper training.