🎄 FREE Tickets: HB Client Festive Ball 2025 🥂- Book Now

Friday 21 November • London • 6:30 pm – midnight • Black tie

✨ Why this night is (almost) sacred

Let’s be honest — we’re all living in a world where every chat is scheduled for 15 minutes, every meeting could’ve been an email, and your Teams notifications are like mosquitoes that never die. 🦟💻

Not this night. ❌🕒
You’ll talk to real humans without a timer, without your phone buzzing “Join meeting”, and without someone saying, “Let’s park this until next week until Paul is working as he is off today with his hybrid scheduling”. Just an actual conversation, with drinks that don’t come in a paper cup. 🍷

And yes — the auditors will be there. So if you’ve ever been marked down because someone forgot to stamp Form 17B or sign page 3, this is your chance to gently (or not so gently) corner them. 😏

Picture it:

• You start professionally. 🤝

• Two or three drinks later, you’ve launched The Great Audit Roast: “You marked us down for missing a signature? Let’s talk about THAT.” 🍸🔥

• Someone’s arguing about risk registers on the dancefloor.

• You wake up the next day, slightly dehydrated, muttering, “Did I really shout about clinical interview outcomes at a black-tie dinner?” 🤯

That’s the night we’re offering. You’re welcome. 🎁

🏥 The state of the world (for the laugh, not despair)

• Wes Streeting is on a mission — trusts have been told to slash agency spend by 30%, and nearly £1 billion has already gone. 💸

• He’s basically trying to turn agency staff into an endangered species. 🦤

• Some folks joke: “Might be your last decent night out before Wes tells you to eat your Christmas dinner from a food bank.” 🎅🥫

But here’s the thing: this is our way of saying thank you. ❤️
A proper night to moan, rant, and laugh about inflation, budget cuts, and your best mate being replaced by an AI bot. 📉

No KPIs. No frameworks. No buzzwords.
If you need to scream into your drink, “The forms WERE there! The signature was hiding under the canapé!” — we get it. 🍸😂

🍽️ What actually happens (for people who like snacks)

• 🥂 A welcome fizz to kick you in gently.

• 🍴 A three-course dinner that proves joy still exists.

• 🍺 A free bar all night — wine, beer, spirits, and drinks you won’t get judged for.

• 🎧 DJ + dancefloor — perfect for shaking off audit trauma.

• 💷 £1,000 in cash prizes (or hush money for your next audit, we don’t judge).

🧠 Survival rules for the night

• 🍷 Don’t start roasting the auditors straight away. Ease in.

• 🍸 Don’t promise to “fix NHS finances to your biggest competitor” after your second drink. Ambitious, but no.

• 🧮 Don’t rebuild the agency cap model with cocktail sticks and a napkin.

• 📋 Don’t drag an auditor into a corner unless you’re okay failing your next audit for “lack of documentation”.

📍 Details you might forget

• Date: Friday 21 November 2025

• Time: 6:30 pm – midnight

• Venue: 30 Euston Square, London

• Dress code: Black tie — look sharp, feel smug 😎

Spots are limited. When we’re full, we’re full.

Grab your free tickets now: 👉 https://rsvp.hbcompliance.co.uk/hb-festive-party-2025

🎉 The bottom line

Come let off steam. 🍾
Laugh about the chaos. 😅
Maybe argue with an auditor. 💬
Definitely blame Wes Streeting for something. 🧾
But most importantly — enjoy yourself.

You’ve earned it. We’re not abandoning you — we’re buying you dinner. ❤️